violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

your moms my other ride

I just can't stand sitting down!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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