- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my whole life!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

what do u call a black person by his name

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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