- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Black People

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

The Holocaust.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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