What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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