whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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women's rights

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Catholicism.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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