Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Psychics.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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These Jokes suck.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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