knock, knock come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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