- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Faithful men.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Error 37.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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