- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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