- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Yo mamas so fat.