- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Win and Beau have no friends

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

This is not an anti joke.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Chicken penis.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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