there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Lets go Yankees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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