What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Penis

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Justin's hair

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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women's rights

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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