- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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