A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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