- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What's funnier than 24? 25

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Flop dog

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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