What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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TOBUSCUS

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Shut the cork up!

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