- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Black people. They are so kind.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Today is May 18 2016.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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