Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

A: B: No pun intended.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

im black

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

An atheist walks into a church

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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