What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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