Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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A women president

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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girls lacrosse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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