- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Who's there? Knock Knock.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

So, same time tomorrow then?

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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