What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Jews

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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