Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

so dont touch it.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Lets go Yankees

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Anti Joke

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