- Anti Joke

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Reverse psychology never fails.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.