- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

knock knock how there me ok come in

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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