So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Win and Beau have no friends

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

This is not an anti joke.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Dogs in my home.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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