- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Knock Knock Not Yet

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

this is not an anti joke

you just contradicted yourself.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Dogs in my home.

Potassium? K.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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