- Anti Joke

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

A man walks into a bar.....OW!