- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

knock knock Come in!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Homosexuals are gay.

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