- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

religion.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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