Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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politically correct!

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Hearpin my durp

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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