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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

shammmm is a lesbian.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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