- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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