why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

An irish man walks out of a bar

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Scott Gomez

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Give me thumbs up!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Anti Joke

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