(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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once upon a time there was a boy

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did I get raped

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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this girl died

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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