- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Harry Styles

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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