Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Black people

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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