What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Woman Rights

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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