- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Knock Knock opens the door

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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