What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

WNBA

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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