- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

why am i on this site? cause its funny

modern love

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Look how far I can kick this bucket

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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