A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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why does column have a letter n?

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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A women's opinion.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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