- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

I saw a shovel once.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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