- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

This is a joke

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

women's rights.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??