Dylan is a person

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Jersey Shore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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