why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Black People.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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