My butt!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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sdasdadasdasd

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Breast cancer.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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