- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What number comes after 29? 30.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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