- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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