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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Cripples are lame.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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