Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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God is real.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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