Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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