What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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My jeans

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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