awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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