How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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